i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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