if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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