also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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