lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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