So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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