If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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