Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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