i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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