this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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