You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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