We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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