this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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