My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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