I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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