The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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