Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
