shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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