Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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