I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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