I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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