At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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