How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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