You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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