hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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