this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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