Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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