Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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