I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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