yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
