is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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