perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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