I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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