i would punch a child for taco bell
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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