What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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