are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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