Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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