im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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