normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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