Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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