Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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