Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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