PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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