Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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