Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We don't watch enough power rangers
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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