Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have already put on my inside pants.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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