Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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