In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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