Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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