normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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