I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
