we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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