Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm always down for nudity.
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