Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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