I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
