At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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