no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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