Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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