Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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