So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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